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Alternative PPC slogans...

wild car/engine combo's? grab a badgers milk and a jaffa then tell the gang here

Postby fha772 » Sun May 13, 2012 1:47 pm

I was up very early this morning, for no apparent reason, and i got to thinking about alternative slogans for PPC. (dunno how that subject came into my head...) :think:

Here's 2 that came into my head...

It's not about "how low?", 
it's about "how's it go?"

It's not about stance,
It's about Practical Performance.

What alternative slogans can you think of? :think:

(I know, I was awake and bored) :roll:
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Postby TeamTotalWankel » Sun May 13, 2012 2:15 pm

We don't have to be able to spell,
To make cars go like hell!! :D
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Postby TeamTotalWankel » Sun May 13, 2012 2:18 pm

Our grammar's a disaster,
But we can make cars go faster!! :D
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Postby Relentless Rob » Sun May 13, 2012 2:57 pm

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Postby fha772 » Sun May 13, 2012 3:16 pm

TeamTotalWankel wrote:We don't have to be able to spell,
To make cars go like hell!! :D


Surely that should be:
"Wii dont hav to b abl two spel,
Too mak cars goo lick he'll" :lol:
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Postby mjslonergan » Sun May 13, 2012 3:29 pm

PPC Magazine Tuning the Parts Other Magazines Cannot Tune

PPC Magazine Reassuringly Cheap

PPC Magazine Home Tuners Wouldn't Give a XXXX For Anything Else

Though might lead to a lawsuit or two...
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Postby fha772 » Sun May 13, 2012 3:53 pm

"PPC, powered by badger's milk and Jaffa cakes."
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Postby mitsuru » Sun May 13, 2012 6:07 pm

"Understeer: when you hit the wall with the front of the car.
Oversteer: when you hit the wall with the back of the car."

Or

"Horsepower: how fast you hit the wall.
Torque: how far you take the wall with you."
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Postby Renrut » Sun May 13, 2012 8:17 pm

PPC - Making good use of the things that we find, things that the everyday folk leave behind.
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Postby mitsuru » Sun May 13, 2012 8:29 pm

Renrut wrote:PPC - Making good use of the things that we find, things that the everyday folk leave behind.

"Necessity is the mother of invention" and "Make do and mend!"
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Postby Renrut » Mon May 14, 2012 11:35 am

Fast Cars without Fat Purses.
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Postby Relentless Rob » Mon May 14, 2012 2:22 pm

Renrut wrote:Fast Cars without Fat Purses.


I was thinking, "PPC; we we use tools not cheque books".
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Postby majic79 » Mon May 14, 2012 10:15 pm

PPC Magazine, all go and no show
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Postby fha772 » Mon May 14, 2012 10:18 pm

majic79 wrote:PPC Magazine, all go and no show


*Except for PPC in the Park on May 19th!!!! :thumbup:
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Postby majic79 » Mon May 14, 2012 10:27 pm

fha772 wrote:
majic79 wrote:PPC Magazine, all go and no show


*Except for PPC in the Park on May 19th!!!! :thumbup:


Or how about:

All about the Go, not about the show

8)

Engine flush, not hella flush

Built on budget not credit

0-60 AND 9-5
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