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Is my car too slow?

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Re: Is my car too slow?

Postby bulletproofbob » Tue Feb 08, 2011 9:53 pm

its a picture of jaffa saved in the depths of your PC for future presecution!!
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Re: Is my car too slow?

Postby chromepete » Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:14 pm

owelly wrote:Cakes go hard when they go stale, biscuits go soft. See?


ok, but to know this you must have wasted Jaffas for R&D purposes, unless your comment is just unfounded guesswork?

wasted Jaffas are surely tantamount to blasphemy!

and so, as a blasphemer, you are to be stoned to death!
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Re: Is my car too slow?

Postby bulletproofbob » Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:56 pm

dunk my friend dunk
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Re: Is my car too slow?

Postby Foxyladdo » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:51 pm

After a winter in the top (damp) cupboard of my caravan, my Jaffa Cakes were all soft!

Back on topic, could my Reliant Fox take part? It is a four wheeler? :)

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Re: Is my car too slow?

Postby Jaffa » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:46 pm

Everyone knows the difference between biscuits and cakes!!!!!

This is an outrage

Cake go hard then they are stale
Biscuits go soft when they are stale.

Its obvious

Have I wondered off topic?

Have I shown myself to be ever so slightly anal?


I'll get me coat :think:
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Re: Is my car too slow?

Postby TeamTotalWankel » Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:24 pm

Foxyladdo wrote:Back on topic, could my Reliant Fox take part? It is a four wheeler? :)


Only if it looks like this and we can see how many people we can get in it at PPCITP!! :clap:

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I'm thinking, if a 'big lad' uses its back step then that thing'll be wheelying!! :lol:
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Re: Is my car too slow?

Postby bulletproofbob » Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:38 pm

shame i'm not there.... put your wallet in the back nick!!
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Re: Is my car too slow?

Postby bulletproofbob » Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:38 pm

or the £999 budget lmao, three grand in pound coins will do it!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Is my car too slow?

Postby TeamTotalWankel » Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:40 pm

bulletproofbob wrote:shame i'm not there.... put your wallet in the back nick!!


Not after our lass's been in it!! :lol:
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Re: Is my car too slow?

Postby Relentless Rob » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:19 pm

Jaffa Cakes are cakes. Biscuits work better out of a clay trap. Dark chocolate Hob-Nobs are best for shooting at. ;)
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